Drinking Spirits, Eating Magic: Archive

Peeps are so nasty tho

How can people eat that shit bleh

Feb 29th

Me: Damn, this shower is cold. 
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower: 
Shower: 
Shower: 
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower: 
Shower: 
Shower: 
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ

Feb 28th

15,167 notes

Feb 28th

189 notes

How long will it take for me to move on I’m always chasing/waiting for the ones I can’t have… I’m so tired

Feb 27th

2,308 notes

Feb 27th

1,669 notes

Feb 27th

204 notes

Feb 26th

1,402 notes

Feb 25th

12 notes

Feb 24th

2,516 notes

4 tags

Feb 24th

3 notes

1 tag

Feb 23rd

176 notes

Feb 23rd

1,501 notes

Feb 23rd

205 notes

Feb 23rd

280 notes

Feb 23rd

257 notes

when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god

Feb 22nd

45,546 notes

1 tag

Feb 21st

821 notes

Feb 20th

1,223 notes

Feb 20th

658 notes

3 tags

Feb 19th

5,101 notes

2 tags

Feb 18th

6,591 notes

1 tag

Feb 16th

117 notes

Feb 16th

5,913 notes

My 'Shipping' Classifications

Float: I guess I can see it happening.
Paddle: I can see it, doesn't mean I care for it a whole lot.
Row: It's cool.
Boat: I like it, I just don't give it much thought.
Ship: I like it and talk freely about it. Head canons will form.
Cruise: I read fanfics of it and really like it, and I have a few pictures of it.
Freight liner: I REALLY love this pairing okay. Just..let me be with my porn.
Aircraft carrier: OTP rhgbjkrthg.
The Titanic: /gross sobbing

Feb 16th

18,246 notes